About

We are the Scraped Crusaders.  Waging war against speedbumps, potholes and wheelgap.

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SC. Proverbs.

1.  Tucking more than a preop tranny.

2. Stretching like childbirth.

3. Moarlow, she shows up everytime.

4. Fuckin Free Candy!

5. So low even your girlfriend cringes.

6. I can haz more scrape?

7. Friends don’t let friends ride high.

8. Wheel gap is like a vagina… The more fingers you can fit in there, the worse it is.

9. Front lips are to be renewed every year, like CAA.

10. If people are looking at your car for the wrong reasons, your doing it right.